RileyMartinizer

RileyMartinize Your Internet!
Using secret alien technology beamed directly into my brain, I have extracted the essence of "Riley Speak" by "uh, downloading his neurotronic syntaxes, uh, and reassembling them into a powerful computer program matrix, you understand."

Click on a quick link, type in a url, or type in some text
in the spaces provided below.

RileyMartinize a Web Page

Convert a website to Riley Martin Speak!
Surf your favorite websites in Riley Martin Speak, "uh, roughly a, uhhh, hundred uh, and forty four thousand circular symbols, uh, downloaded into Riley's neurotronic syntaxes uh, and reassembled, you understand."
RileyMartinize Text
Type in some text (or cut-and-paste a block of text)
Then click "RileyMartinize!"

Enter at least 4-5 sentences for an ok result...
You'll get funniest results if you paste at least 2-3 paragraphs of text!
About The RileyMartinizer

Using secret alien technology beamed directly into my brain, I have extracted the essence of "Riley Speak" by "uh, downloading his neurotronic syntaxes and reassembling them into a powerful computer program matrix, you see."

With that, I unleash the RileyMartiner on the world.

Through this website, convert your words ... or someone else's words ... into "Riley Martin" speak. You can even convert an entire website to the colorful Riley Martin tongue! Just type in some text or a URL in the boxes above and click "RileyMartinize!"


What I Think...

I Love Riley Martin! I learned about Riley Martin through the Howard Stern Show. His unique UFO experience is fascinating. Riley claims to have been abducted by aliens as a child. He wrote a book called The Coming of Tan, which describes his past and and his abduction.

Visit Riley Martin's websites: RileyMartin.tv and RileyMartin.org (or for even more fun, RileyMartinize them!)

And I love Howard Stern! I've been listening to the Howard Stern show since he came to the Philadelphia market in 1986. By himself, Riley Martin is the most fascinating person I've heard in a long time. With Howard in the mix, it's pure entertainment genius.

Riley Martin's persona is characterized by a wonderfully colorful manner, a southern drawl, and a ... unique ... way of speaking. Howard Stern and his crew have alot of fun with Riley and at his expense. It's wildly entertaining! And I'm happy to see Riley on Siruis Satellite Radio with a forum for his message (essentially "Save The Earth"). Riley seems like a kind soul with genuine intentions, and I wish him much success with his crusade.

The RileyMartinizer is a tribute to Riley Martin and my humble contribution to our secret little club - 5 million or so Howard Stern Fans who "get it."

Enjoy and hug a Biavaian today!

"King of All Nerds" Bill