Using secret alien technology
beamed directly into my brain,
I have extracted the essence of "Riley Speak"
by "uh, downloading his neurotronic syntaxes and
reassembling them into a powerful computer program matrix, you see."
With that, I unleash the RileyMartiner on the world.
Through this website, convert your words ... or someone else's
words ... into "Riley Martin" speak. You can even convert
an entire website to the colorful Riley Martin tongue!
Just type in some text or a URL in the boxes above and click "RileyMartinize!"
I Love Riley Martin!
I learned about Riley Martin through the Howard Stern Show.
His unique UFO experience is fascinating.
Riley claims to have been abducted by aliens as a child.
He wrote a book called The Coming of Tan
, which describes
his past and and his abduction.
Visit Riley Martin's websites:
(or for even more fun, RileyMartinize them!)
And I love Howard Stern! I've been listening to the
Howard Stern show since he came to the Philadelphia market
in 1986. By himself, Riley Martin is the most fascinating
person I've heard in a long time. With Howard in the
mix, it's pure entertainment genius.
Riley Martin's persona is characterized by
a wonderfully colorful manner, a southern drawl, and
a ... unique ... way of speaking. Howard Stern and his
crew have alot of fun with Riley and at his expense.
It's wildly entertaining! And I'm happy to see Riley
on Siruis Satellite Radio
with a forum for his message (essentially "Save The Earth").
Riley seems like a kind soul with
genuine intentions, and I wish him much success with
The RileyMartinizer is a tribute to Riley Martin and
my humble contribution to our secret little club -
5 million or so Howard Stern Fans who "get it."
Enjoy and hug a Biavaian today!
"King of All Nerds" Bill