Terms of Service

RileyMartinizer.com website, concepts, software, content, and service is Copyright 2006. All Rights Reserved. We are not affiliated in any way with Riley Martin.

Any reference to RileyMartinizer.com includes the website, the website creator, and any and all persons and entities employed by or responsible for the website.

The RileyMartinizer.com website is intended for fun and a few laughs. Please use common sense when using the website - try to be considerate to my servers and don't abuse or overuse the service. My goal was to create a fun little program, I hope anyone who uses this site can keep the spirit of this project in mind.

RileyMartinizer.com creates "derivative works" of content from websites and text provided. Hence, we feel that RileyMartinizer.com does not violate copyright laws. RileyMartinizer.com creates a work of parody (which are protected by copyright laws.) Content from outside websites is downloaded "on the fly", and relayed directly to the the requesting user. No content from outside sites is stored permanently on the RileyMartin.com servers. Users must physically enter in a URL or text in order for it to be RileyMartinized, so it should not be confused with the source material.

However, we realize that some website owners will not want their website accessed through the RileyMartinizer. We will do our best honor requests from website owners to block your site from being "RileyMartinized" upon valid request. RileyMartinizer.com has little control over which sites are visited through the program - website visitors dictate choose the sites they want to see.

By using this site, you signify your agreement to all terms, conditions, and notices contained or referenced herein (the "Terms of Use"). We reserve the right, at our discretion, to update or revise these Terms of Use. Please check the Terms of Use periodically for changes. Your use of this site following the posting of any changes to the Terms of Use will be deemed your acceptance of such change(s). If you do not agree to these terms, then you do not have permission to use this website and you must leave immediately.

You agree that RileyMartinizer.com is not responsible for content on other web sites that you may find or access when using any link through RileyMartinizer.com. Web sites you access through RileyMartinizer.com may be protected by copyright and the intellectual property laws of the United States and/or other countries. The terms of use of those web sites (not the RileyMartinizer.com Terms of Service) govern your use of those websites.

You agree to not access any of the following types of sites through RileyMartinizer.com:

  • Excessive profanity
  • Violence, racial intolerance, or advocate against any individual, group, or organization
  • Hacking/cracking content
  • Illicit drugs and drug paraphernalia
  • Pornography, adult, or mature content
  • Gambling or casino-related content
  • Excessive advertising
  • Any other content that promotes illegal activity or infringes on the legal rights of others
  • Pop-ups, pop-unders or exit windows that interfere with site navigation, obscure Google ads, change user preferences, or are for downloads. Other types of pop-ups, pop-unders, or exit windows may be allowed, provided that they do not exceed a combined total of 5 per user session
  • Excessive, repetitive, or irrelevant keywords in the content or code of web pages
  • Deceptive or manipulative content or construction to improve your site's search engine ranking, e.g., your site's PageRank
  • Incentives (monetary or point-based) to users or third-party beneficiaries for online activity including, but not limited to, clicking on ads or links, performing searches, surfing websites, reading emails, or completing surveys
  • Sales or promotion of certain weapons, such as firearms, ammunition, balisongs, butterfly knives, and brass knuckles
  • Sales or promotion of beer or hard alcohol
  • Sales or promotion of tobacco or tobacco-related products
  • Sales or promotion of prescription drugs
  • Sales or promotion of products that are replicas or imitations of designer goods
  • Any site with copyrighted material that the copyright owners do not want processed by a RileyMartinizer-type program.

    By using any communications service or other interactive service that may be available to you on or through this Site, you agree that you will not upload, post, or otherwise distribute or facilitate distribution of any materials, including text, communications, software, images, sounds, data, or other information (hereafter "Content") that:

  • 1. is unlawful, threatening, abusive, harassing, defamatory, libelous, deceptive, fraudulent, invasive of another's privacy or publicity rights, tortious, or otherwise violates Cybertania Inc's rules or policies;
  • 2. infringes on any patent, trademark, trade secret, copyright, right of publicity, or other proprietary right of any party;
  • 3. constitutes unauthorized or unsolicited advertising, chain letters, any other form of unauthorized solicitation, or any form of lottery or gambling;
  • 4. contains software viruses or any other computer code, files, or programs that are designed or intended to disrupt, damage, or limit the functioning of any software, hardware, or telecommunications equipment or to damage or obtain unauthorized access to any data or other information of any third party; or

    You also agree that you will not harvest or collect information about the users or members of this Site or use such information for the purpose of transmitting or facilitating transmission of unsolicited bulk electronic e-mail or communications. You further agree that you will not knowingly solicit or collect personal information from a minor under eighteen (18) years or age. Cybertania Inc generally does not pre-screen, monitor, or edit the content posted by users of communications services, chat rooms, message boards, or other interactive services that may be available on or through this site. However, Cybertania Inc and its agents have the right at their sole discretion to remove any content that, in Cybertania Inc's judgment, does not comply with the User Conduct Rules or is otherwise harmful, objectionable, or inaccurate. Cybertania Inc is not responsible for any failure or delay in removing such content.

    You agree to solely assume full responsibility and liability for any and all actions you initiate through RileyMartinizer.com.

    LINKS AND THIRD PARTY SITES
    This site may display images from, or otherwise link you, to other sites on the Internet, including links to other sites initiated through your direct actions. These sites may contain information or material that some people may find inappropriate or offensive. These other sites are not under Rileymartinizer.com's control, and you acknowledge that RileyMartinizer.com is not responsible for the accuracy, copyright compliance, legality, decency, or any other aspect of the content of such sites. The inclusion of such a link does not imply endorsement of the site by RileyMartinizer.com or any association with its operators

    DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES
    ALL MATERIALS, INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, AND SERVICES INCLUDED IN OR AVAILABLE THROUGH THIS SITE (THE "CONTENT") ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" FOR YOUR USE. THE CONTENT IS PROVIDED WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. RileyMartinizer.co , ITS SUBSIDIARIES, AND ITS LICENSORS DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE CONTENT IS ACCURATE, RELIABLE OR CORRECT; THAT THIS SITE WILL BE AVAILABLE AT ANY PARTICULAR TIME OR LOCATION; THAT ANY DEFECTS OR ERRORS WILL BE CORRECTED; OR THAT THE CONTENT IS FREE OF VIRUSES OR OTHER HARMFUL COMPONENTS. YOUR USE OF THIS SITE IS SOLELY AT YOUR RISK. ANY MATERIAL VIEWED, DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE OBTAINED THROUGH THE USE OF THIS SITE IS DONE SOLELY AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND RISK, AND YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION PERSONAL INJURY OR DISTRESS, DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM, OR LOSS OF DATA, THAT RESULTS FROM THE VIEWING OR DOWNLOAD OF ANY SUCH MATERIAL. BECAUSE SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT PERMIT THE EXCLUSION OF CERTAIN WARRANTIES, THESE EXCLUSIONS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU, HOWEVER, IF THESE EXCLUSIONS DO NOT APPLY TO YOU THEN YOU MAY NOT USE THIS SITE AND YOU SHOULD LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.

    LIMITATION OF LIABILITY
    UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHALL RileyMartinizer.com, ITS SUBSIDIARIES, MEMBERS OR EMPLOYEES BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES THAT RESULT FROM THE USE OF, OR INABILITY TO USE, THIS SITE. THIS LIMITATION APPLIES WHETHER THE ALLEGED LIABILITY IS BASED ON CONTRACT, TORT, NEGLIGENCE, STRICT LIABILITY, OR ANY OTHER BASIS, EVEN IF RileyMartinizer.com HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE. BECAUSE SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OR LIMITATION OF INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, RileyMartinizer.com LIABILITY IN SUCH JURISDICTIONS SHALL BE LIMITED TO THE EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW.

    INDEMNIFICATION
    You agree to indemnify and hold RileyMartinizer.com, and its parent, subsidiaries and affiliates and their respective officers, directors, agents, co-branders and other partners, contractors, and employees, harmless from and against any and all claims, expenses, and demands, including attorneys' fees, made by any third party due to, arising out of, or asserted in connection with your use or misuse of this Site, including claims relating to content you submit, post to or transmit through this site, and your connection to and use of this Site. RileyMartinizer.com reserves the right to have control of any defense and control of any matter otherwise subject to indemnification by you. You agree to cooperate with RileyMartinizer.com in asserting any available defenses.

    INTERNATIONAL USE
    RileyMartinizer.com is intended for audiences in the United States of America only. If you are not a US citizen located in the US, then you do not have permission to user this website and you must leave immediately. RileyMartinizer.com makes no representation that materials on this Site are appropriate or available for use in any particular locations, and accessing them from territories where their contents are illegal is prohibited. Those who choose to access this Site from any location do so on their own initiative, at their own risk, and are responsible for compliance with local laws. If you use this Site in a jurisdiction that prohibits or restricts such use, your use will be subject to, without limitation, any other provision of the Terms of Use, and RileyMartinizer.com shall not have any liability with respect to such use.

    CHOICE OF LAW AND FORUM
    These Terms of Use shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Pennsylvania, excluding its conflicts of law rules. You expressly agree that the exclusive jurisdiction for any claim or action arising out of or relating to these Terms of Use or your use of this Site shall lie only in the state courts of Pennsylvania, and you further agree to and submit to the exercise of personal jurisdiction of such courts for the purpose of litigating any such claim or action.

    SEVERABILITY AND INTEGRATION
    Unless otherwise specified herein, this agreement constitutes the entire agreement between you and RileyMartinizer.com with respect to this site and supersedes all prior or contemporaneous communications and proposals (whether oral, written, or electronic) between you and RileyMartinizer.com with respect to this Site. If any part of these Terms of Use is held invalid or unenforceable, that portion shall be construed in a manner consistent with applicable law to reflect, as nearly as possible, the original intentions of the parties, and the remaining portions shall remain in full force and effect.

    TERMINATION
    RileyMartinizer.com reserves the right, in its sole discretion, to terminate your access to all or part of this Site, with or without notice, for any reason, including, without limitation, if RileyMartinizer.com believes that you have violated or acted inconsistently with the letter or spirit of these Terms of Use. This includes RileyMartinizer.com's right to terminate a user's ability to access the Site. You acknowledge that RileyMartinizer.com shall not be liable to you or any third party for any termination of your access to this Site.